Sorry for those of you that have already seen this eight times or so. But I must spread my ranty-ness.
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're White,"
"When you're sick, you're Green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn Red,"
"When you're cold you turn Blue,"
"And when you die you turn Purple.